Pick-up lines are cheesy, but they’re a part of our social fabric. People that use them know what works and what doesn’t work. Some of the best known pick-up lines are those that can elicit a laugh – that’s the best ice-breaker one can hope for. And so, keeping “laughter” in mind, here’s the top five worst pick-up lines – bound to encourage nothing but dagger eyes and an immediate exit of the scene – vs. the top five best lines – sure to capture a laugh, smile, and if you’re lucky, a phone number.
“Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”
“Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you’re the only 10 I see!”
“I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?”
“Drink till I’m cute, once I’m sexy, you are cut off.” (For the not so best looking guys in the world.)
“I lost my virginity, can I have yours?”
My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. [She says yes I do] Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast.
“It’s most likely the alcohol talking, but you’re hot!”
“Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Wow! Are those real?”
What do you like for breakfast?
32 thoughts on “Best & Worst Spring Break Pick Up Lines”
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